The Five Spot

Gena tagged everybody to join in the fun, so here goes:

Five people you want to see naked:
a. George Cloney
b. Prince William
c. Eric Bana
d. Josh Lucas
e. Brad Pitt

Four things you want to eat while you’re drooling and staring at the five naked people mentioned above:
a. chilled white wine
b. crisp red grapes
c. sweet fat strawberries
d. pourable chocolate sauce

Three things you want each of the men to tell you while you’re eating the four foods mentioned above while you’re seeing those five naked people:
a. I want to be first
b. Yes, Mistress, I'll do anything you ask me to
c. I love middle-aged women with cellulite and stretch marks

Two people you’d let into the room while the men are begging and you’re eating and staring at the totally naked people:
a. Ben Affleck
b. Orlando Bloom

One thing you’d do after you let two people in your room while music was playing and you were done eating and staring at the totally naked people:
a. Smile and make more room on the bed