The sound that you're hearing

is my agonized scream of panic-filled anxiety. Today is deadline day and I'm not going to $$#%^&**$$ make it....
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Unprofessional? That's up for debate. The bottom line is I need another dayor two to turn in a best effort so I'm taking them on the premise the editor would rather have Late then Crap.

I had to take a break and read my favorite blog though. Here are two of my recent favorite entries. Enjoy!

Paperback Writer: Mary Sue Novels

Paperback Writer: The Devil Made Me Do It